Valentines Day! its approaching........wat does it mean to you?
It has a significant role in ppls life......yes ofcourse! everybody knows that (wats so special bout this blog then?)but @ My Digital Wall.....u get to see it from my point of view.
So, clear ur brain, flush ur toilet.....oops thought, relax ur eyes and open ur hearts.....here goes.

The School Kid
Target: The Most Beautiful Girl of Class (possibly the Monitor too!)
Commitment Level: Huh?? Its "Ranbir Katrina Love" dude!
Story: Dude buys an expensive card, lets the story to 10 other classmates and make them all swear on their mommy's name not the tell 'her'.......eventually the chick knows before the dude himself! Dude is totally pwned.....and buries the card in his bag, chick waits restlessly, eagerly, enthusiastically, (though wont show) ultimately thinks the dude is a looser.......so does other classmates.......chicks goes out with a 10th grader.....HEARTBREAK!

The Senior School Kid
Target: The Girl on the desk in front, behind, left, right maybe the English teacher!
Commitment Level: Serious Man! Ofcourse with them all! .......alright who ever says 'Yes' first, Okay!
Story: Alright the teacher thing was jst a fantasy so lets first strike it out, the chicks in front, behind, left, right get the personalized cards maybe bouquets, chocolates teddies et al! left and right is are 'pinky friends' (i hv absolutely no idea wat that means) so the dude get a black eye! LOL behind is already making out with the head boy (wat else would a chick do in the backbench dude!!!) the one in front is a total geek......and is now all over our dude.........dude runs for his life and rep..............HEARTBREAK!!

The College Stud
Target: Girlfriend's Hot Friend (ooooh yess!)
Commitment Level: WTF???
Story: Both know each other quiet well already, they have even been on picnics, shopping and yeah know each others dark secret too! (thru the same source ofcourse) .......................................................another HEARTBREAK!

The College 'Cool' Dude
Target: All Junior Chicks (batch mates r 'no good')
Commitment Level: 100%* (*valid till farewell)
Story: 'no good''s were awesome till last year when the last attempt eventually at the least favorite girl (going in descending order) failed. Now dude has a say over junior batches uses his seniority to the fullest, calls a junior enquirs and updates the database about the junior chicks..........fact is the same junior who enriched our dude with the database is in love with the chick. senior tries his best but eventually junior dude walks away with the prize, dude pwned.............................HEARTBREAK!

The College Anonymous
Target: Any Thing Thats Remotely Female and Has Two Legs (Homo sapiens Thank GAWD!)
Commitment Level: LOL!
Story: This can be better explained in Counter Strike Lingo! wat happens when you 'SPRAY'??? the world knows your r on a 'Killing Spree' you end up wasting all your ammos and hardly puncture a hole in their kevlar! Yeah occasionally when lady luck is on your side you might bring one birdy down! ;) To summaries the world knows about your infamous deeds, you may end up with a proper 3D girlfriend if you have been stuck by lightning before and walked away with your cellphone recharged or run over by a train and survived with just a scratch on ur arm................in most cases pwned...............HEARTBREAK!

The Roadside Romeo 
Target: The Girl Next Door (possibly named Sunita, Dolly, Sapna, Harminder, Sandhya, Kammo no offence yaar)
Commitment Level: Depends on the latest Ravi Kisan Movie
Story: in a country of 1.2 billion its difficult not to find one anywhere! well for a roadside romeo, its a big day! one would spend all his savings to buy one red rose, one archies card that would say "will you fraaandseep with me?" a dairy milk chocolate and maybe a teddy bear! to give to his 'saccha pyaar'. Dude would set his Tere Naam hairdo, and wait at the street where his lady love passes while goin to her degree college. Dude pulls all the courage in his gut to his legs to walk up to her and say "XYZ Ji,Please wait....errr........I Love You....here i have gifts for you" and she replies "Oh MY! thanx a lot, I Love You Too!!". Coming back to reality dude sweats totally pwnd, eventually send the chai wala "chotu" to her.....she accepts the gift not knowing who was the generous guy...............*NO FURTHER IDEA*

The Dreamer
Target: Katrina Kaif (and similar unrealistic goals)
Commitment Level: Higher than Burj Dubai!
Story: Began with Boom.......doubled with Namaste London...........multiplied with Welcome.........squared with Race.........continues with Ajab Prem Ki Gajab Kahani.........goes gawd knows whr!
dude watches movies downloads wallpapers updates status msg in her love.......writes blog.....declares to his frnds to refer to her as 'bhabhi' and cries when sees her shed cloths on screen.....................HEARTBREAK!

The Loner
Target:
Commitment Level: N/A
Story: hates V-Day................says "have no interest in girls!!" :O does nt realize its 2010. ppl 'interpret' it (obviously!) frnds avoid any physical contact.......horror for room mate............*WTF*

The Happy Go Lucky
Target: None (does nt walks around with a cross-hair!)
Commitment Level: Smile to Happiness
Story: cheerful dude...........the joker in the pack..........flirts with all the girls........make any girl his 'official valentine' (jst to cheer her up, even though she may nt be upset)..........has a candle light dinner with his grandma on valentines day........... eventually puts a smile on everyones face..................HEARTBEAT!


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